I'd say Montague is experiencing a little karma here, if his mom weren't the one smoldering on the floor. Ah well, he did, er, get... burned and such. Yes. Take THAT you... burned jerk. What an excellent idea it is to run into fiery rooms. We should all follow Monty's example and take it up as a pastime, 'cause it looks like delightful fun. And since people keep asking me what happened to the party guests: Depending on your taste in dramatic twists, they either all burned to death really fast as a result of all the alcohol (and night swimming--it's a winning combination!), or a trained chimp dressed as Evel Knievel rapelled down through the glass ceiling and heroically lifted them to the safety of his chimpcopter. ~ Sarah |
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